机关干部写材料时都抽啥烟？
<p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); font-size: 20px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">内</span><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">容提要</span><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">：第一</span><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">个是<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“孤独”</strong>牌，第二个是<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“寂寞”</strong>牌，第三个是<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“郁闷”</strong>牌，第四个是<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“无奈”</strong>牌，第五个是<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“彷徨”</strong>牌。第六个口感<span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">最</span><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“醇厚”</strong>，你猜是什么牌子的？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></span></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">党政机关专业搞文字工作的，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">尊称叫“智囊”，雅称叫“笔杆子”，谑称叫“材料狗”，俗称叫“写材料的”。</strong>我喜欢“笔杆子”这个称谓，既清新脱俗又别具一格，既会意又形声，低调内敛，逼格满满。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">注重称谓的人，往往是还没成功的人。</strong>就像小个体户喜欢别人叫他“总”，小公务员喜欢别人叫他“主任”，小公知喜欢别人叫他“老师”。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">还没成功的人，大多喜欢抽烟（</strong>当然也有例外，不做赘述）。比如，很多领导在当领导之前都是老烟枪，一当上领导就戒了烟。还有个原因是，很多领导都是从笔杆子熬过来的，一旦当上领导就可以不写材料了，所以戒烟也就容易的多。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">笔杆子们大都属于还没功成名就的人，所以笔杆子们大都喜欢抽烟</strong>，当然，这种喜欢有时也并非情愿，很大部分是“因公抽烟”。<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">因笔杆子们没权，很少抽免费烟，又因笔杆子们没钱，抽的大都是便宜烟，所以味道不怎么滴</strong>，通常有五个“品牌”。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 82, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">第一个是“孤独”牌。</span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个“牌子”的烟，口感“寡淡”</strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">，抽完后嘴里能淡出个鸟来</strong>。经常抽这种烟的兄弟，都是单位里的“孤干”，“孤家寡人”的“孤”，“闷头干”的“干”。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">周五下午五点整，他会关闭电脑、收拾桌子，准备过周末，上面突然“降诏”，任务紧急，须加班加点，周一早上交稿。“接诏”谢恩，遂给媳妇打电话，一边听着媳妇幽怨的絮叨，一边默默点上一根“孤独”牌香烟，狠狠抽上一口，轻轻扣上电话，重新打开电脑。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一个小时后，烟灰缸里多了10根烟屁股，Word文档刚敲了一句话。走廊里安静地瘆人。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 82, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">第二个是“寂寞”牌。</span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个“牌子”的烟，口感“酸涩”，就跟吃了个生柿子，瞬间味蕾全毁。</strong>经常抽这种烟的兄弟，往往没有娱乐，也没什么情趣，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">旁边即便玉体横陈，盯着电脑的双眼也能做到目不斜视。</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">节假日别人去旅游，他会安静地坐在办公室，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">敲一会键盘，刷一下朋友圈，心里默念：“堵到高速上了吧？景点恁多人快挤死了吧？你们这帮货们不能了吧？”</strong>然后点上一根“寂寞”牌香烟，吐个烟圈，觉得自己屌的不行，幸福感爆棚。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">然后用手机拍个凌乱的桌子，拍个满满的烟灰缸和糊满茶渍的杯子，发个朋友圈，心想：<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“领导估计还没睡呢吧？”</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 82, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">第三个是“郁闷”牌。</span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个牌子的烟，口感“焦苦”，苦到舌根，而且有苦说不出。</strong>经常抽这种烟的兄弟，往往目光呆滞，性情全无，但有时也会像打不死的小强，时刻彰显生命坚韧。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">连续加班一个星期，跑友喊他跑步他去不了，说他是个不能坚持的人；朋友叫他喝酒他去不了，说他是个自我封闭的人；媳妇叫他开家长会他去不了，说他是个不顾家的人；老同学从外地过来叫他吃饭他去不了，说他是个不重情谊的人。他假装无所谓，对自己说：<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“彪悍的人生不需要解释！”</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">稿子改了10遍以后呈给领导，领导说：“结构有点小问题啊，再弄一稿吧！”他拿着稿子回到办公室，点上一根“郁闷”牌香烟，眼睛望着窗外的远方，轻轻地说了句：<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“我不想握笔，我想‘握草’。”</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 82, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">第四个是“无奈”牌。</span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个牌子的烟，口感“淤洳”，就像一根大鱼刺卡住喉咙，喝上半斤醋也顺不下去。</strong>经常抽这种烟的兄弟，往往在单位不少干活，却默默无闻，说起自己工作如数家珍，别人却不知道他都干了点啥。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">他经常会做一个梦，梦见单位提拔干部，自己名字赫然在列，醒来以后掐一掐自己的大腿，确定真的是梦，看看太阳照常升起，然后起来洗洗照常上班。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">单位的老同志跟他闲喷时告诉他：<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“你一年写了三十万字，但年底的个人工作总结，也只能说你今年写了多少文章，写了多少字，别的还能说点啥？”</strong>他恍然大悟，佩服地给老同志递根“无奈”牌香烟，老同志说：“我戒了”，于是他自己给自己点上，重重地抽上两口。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 82, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important;">第五个是“彷徨”牌。</span></strong><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个牌子的烟，口感“浑漫”，烟雾飘地很远很散也很摇曳。</strong>经常抽这种烟的兄弟，往往是老笔杆子了，从对笔杆子的崇拜，到对笔杆子的迷恋，再到对笔杆子的纠结，找不到笔杆子的方向，拿不准笔杆子是继续握起来还是放下去。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">写了N年，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">写到眼镜变厚、腰生赘肉，写到颈椎移位、腰椎突出，写到心脏搏起无力、还有一个部位也勃起无力。</strong>他已经快知天命却还在写，同学同事都派下去、又提上来，他还在写。<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">写的还是那些东西，还是那些亘古不变的套路。</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">他不知道下一步该写点啥了，只能点上一根“彷徨”牌香烟，看着旁边辛勤耕耘的后辈，做思考状。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; text-align: justify; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">除了这五个“牌子”，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">还有一种“希望”牌香烟，口感“醇厚”，价格也不贵</strong>，但因烟厂生产的少，笔杆子们很少能抽到，或者有的笔杆子能买到，但抽一段时间后，觉得自己老抽这个太不随群，就也改抽那五种牌子了。</p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">抽这个“牌子”的烟，能让人神清气爽、头脑冷静，而且能一直保持生机，又能心生定力。</strong>我有几个常抽这个牌子的兄弟，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一个因写材料从无怨言、性情稳健，被选到副省级领导身边当秘书去了；一个因头脑灵活、善于钻研问题，被选到新成立的专项机构当负责人了；还有一个因经常参与上级写作任务，领导叫干啥他干啥，被上级瞄上，直接给调走了。</strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 25.6px; widows: 1; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px; margin-left: 8px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-family: "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; widows: 1; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">所以，对于笔杆子们来说，<strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">烟不能瞎抽，得会抽</strong>。</p><p></p> 如是转载文章，请注明作者与出处哦。谢谢。
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