姥爷打—手没了----外孙趣事(9)
<p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; "><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"><b>姥爷打</b><b>—</b><b>手没了</b></font></font></p><p align="center" style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; "><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"><b>----</b><b>外孙趣事(9）</b></font></font></p><p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><span style="background-color: white;"><br></span></p><p align="left" style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><span style="background-color: white;"><strong><font face="楷体_GB2312" style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; "><br></font></strong><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; "> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 眼看着太阳就要落山了----周日晚饭后，女儿两口子要来接孩子了，我便拽着小外孙回家走。一路上，我一直在犹豫，要不要告诉女儿她们呢？临到门口了，终于决定，还是实话实说好一些。别看小外孙不到两岁，说不定会“学舌”呢，那就更麻烦了。</font></b></span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 进了门，女儿女婿已经回来了。我便问小外孙：姥爷打手了没？打了。手疼不疼？疼！姥爷为啥打手？我吃手了。吃手卫生不卫生？不卫生。对不对？不对。那你还敢不敢再吃手了，嗯？！再不敢了。要再吃手，姥爷还要打！嗯。</font></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 我一边和外孙说话，一边观察女儿、女婿的反映。这小两口嘴上虽然啥都没说，但脸色多多少少都有些不太自然。我心里明白，她们心疼孩子，但不好说什么。</font></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 女儿两口走了。他姥姥抚摸着小外孙的手(我心想，太夸张了吧，至于嘛。我不过是吓唬吓唬，又没真打)，埋怨我：女儿小时候，你都舍不得打，你怎么忍心打孙子？我不能惯孙子这个坏习惯，手咬坏了，“祸害”我女儿啊。再说，你以为我舍得啊？他妈妈什么胶布缠，抹辣椒水，都试过了。没办法不是？</font></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 又到周末了，照例女儿两口把孩子送回来了，女儿还打开妈妈包，给他姥姥交待着什么。</font></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b><font style="word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 32.173912048339844px; font-family: 楷体_GB2312, 楷体; font-size: 22px; background-color: white;"> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 晚上九点，该休息了。小外孙洗完澡上了床。据以往的经验，晚上睡觉前，外孙最爱吮吸手指。必须高度警惕，严防死守。这时，姥姥从妈妈包里拿出一件长袖衬衣给他穿上。小外孙习惯的把手伸到嘴边。我刚想制止，一看却乐了：原来，两个袖口都缝了起来。他姥姥告诉我，女儿说这是他奶奶想出来的办法。我看着小外孙，小外孙看着我，一脸的迷茫。我故意问他，你怎么了？小外孙把小胳膊举到我眼前：手没了！</font></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><b style="background-color: white;"> <wbr></b></p><p style="margin-bottom: 5px; border: 0px; list-style: none; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; line-height: 20.869565963745117px; color: rgb(73, 73, 73); font-family: 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Helvetica Neue', SimSun; "><span style="background-color: white;"><b> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> <wbr> 2014.7.7</b><b>于长安茅庐</b></span></p> 代您小外孙提出强烈抗议：我无非想找点乐趣嘛，你们居然给我上“强制措施”，严重侵犯人权！ 老猫 发表于 2014-7-7 11:44代您小外孙提出强烈抗议：我无非想找点乐趣嘛，你们居然给我上“强制措施”，严重侵犯人权！
虚心接受，坚决改正。领导批评：打人是无能的表现。没办法，无能就无能吧。侵犯人权？小屁孩有……，没有………，应该是有吧。 这个吃手肯定要制止的，我宝宝偶尔吃手，都被勒令禁止的。所以表现还是很好，可能是小时候养成的习惯吧，他已经有两岁多了，应该可以给他讲清原因，他应该能听懂了，现在小孩子很聪明。而不是一味打压 哈哈，太有意思了！小家伙给你们带来不少欢乐吧！ #在这里快速回复#哈哈，太有意思了！小家伙给你们带来不少欢乐吧！
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